Dark Matter

After many decades of searching, Dark Matter has finally been identified! The biggest surprise is that, contrary to scientific calculations, Dark Matter does not make up 85% of the matter in the Universe. It weighs only 1.6 kg (3.5 lbs).

Scientists are shocked because Dark Matter has taken the shape of an archtop guitar. Dark Matter was shown to the public for the first time at the Artisan Guitar Show in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Dark Matter, surprisingly, has a lighter side.